Fic - Soda Can
Fandom: Buzz Lightyear of Star Command
Prompt: See title
Disclaimer: Disney's, not mine.
How exactly they ended up in this situation was a bit of a mystery, but XR didn't really feel any urge to go figure it out. Instead, he stood in front of Zurg, as the rest of his team mopped up hornets.
"It looks like a soda can to me," the little 'bot said, shrugging.
Zurg was livid. "Soda can... SODA CAN?! This, my little metallic enemy, is the greatest weapon I have created yet!" Then, the Evil Emperor™ proceeded to start muttering to himself, seemingly oblivious to the chaos going on around him, "The market testing center ... can't believe ... paying them for ... stupid Grubs ..."
XR casually wheeled forward, then lifted one foot and brought it down firmly on the greatest weapon ever created yet. It crunched under his foot in a rather satisfying manner, too. Then, he went to go help his crewmates finish off the hornets.
And as he was doing that, he had to smirk just a little when he heard Zurg howling about how his weapon, his brilliant creation, was crushed... well, like a soda can.